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  1. @KaleidoscopeFS Amazing programs ... Will you be affiliated with "Promises" in any way? 7:38 PM Apr 28th via web in reply to KaleidoscopeFS
  2. "We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail." (Dave Barry) 9:57 AM Apr 15th via web
  3. "Style ... turns everything to gold that it touches" (Logan Pearsall) >> Want some gold? Get some style @ClosetOfStyle 2:15 PM Apr 14th via web
  4. "Love is too young to know what conscience is" (Sonnet 151, Shakespeare) 8:22 PM Apr 12th via web
  5. "Man has in him the silence of the sea, the noise of the earth and the music of the air." (Rabindranath Tagore) 12:57 PM Apr 10th via web
  6. "Never run in the rain with your socks on" (Green Day) ... You know, I've never tried it ... But I might, just because it sounds so odd. 12:46 PM Apr 10th via web
  7. "To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man." (Euripides) 10:26 AM Apr 10th via web
  8. RT @MerrieWay http://tinyurl.com/y6aducf Ahh?who to trust? >> "Trust can be built from the inside out" ... Great article ... Thanks. 10:23 AM Apr 10th via web
  9. Female Tweeps: I warmly refer @GigiBelmonico (Gigi); Visit her blog; Subscribe to her newsletter. The women around Gigi are beautiful! 10:03 AM Apr 10th via web
  10. @CAgirlPam @rebeccahession "There goes my 'badass' reputation" >> Hahaha! My 2 sophisticated badass redneck cheerleaders ... UR keeepers! 8:57 AM Apr 10th via web
  11. "What other life could there be but that of an actor?" (Cary Grant) 10:21 PM Apr 9th via web
  12. "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull" (W. C. Fields) >> My audience is content to be either baffled or dazzled! 10:19 PM Apr 9th via web
  13. Thanks @rebeccahession and @CAgirlPam! Pam we NEED to do something together: spin .. bike .. Maybe we can learn how to redneck from Rebecca! 10:05 PM Apr 9th via web
  14. "No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness." (Aristotle) 7:40 PM Apr 9th via web
  15. RT @ClosetOfStyle "Table next to us for dinner kept staring at me. What?" >> Class. Or style. Maybe they were lacking & admiring. :-) 7:32 PM Apr 9th via web
  16. Do not destroy a child?s dignity. There is a vast difference between being harsh and being firm. 9:34 AM Apr 7th via web
  17. @DLuciano1 I agree! I can think of a few high-profile women right now who ought to take their men out and do some public ass-kicking. 9:32 AM Apr 7th via web in reply to DLuciano1
  18. @OCBJ_Events ... Those were all yours ... As for OC I visit (and love) South Coast Repertory Theatre (SCR) whenever I'm in SoCal. 9:28 AM Apr 7th via web
  19. "Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass" (Japanese Proverb) 9:18 AM Apr 7th via web
  20. "A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out" (Georg Christoph Lichtenberg) 9:18 AM Apr 7th via web